Basic personal info

  • Location: Hungary

  • Age: 25

  • Birthday: February 8th

  • Gender: Male (pronouns: he/him)

  • Occupation: Student (medicine)

  • Languages spoken: Hungarian, English

  • Languages studied: German (≈CEFR B1), Chinese (≈old HSK3), Japanese, Romanian, Italian, Latin, Serbian
    (If you speak/study any of these, or any other languages for that matter, let me know, always eager to learn more ^^)

  • Passcode for nuclear facilities Typology:
    INFJ 2w1 216 so/sp phlegmatic LVEF RcU[A]I

Setup

  • Laptop: HP Pavilion 15-cc513nh

  • CPU: Intel i5-7200U

  • GPU: Intel HD Graphics 620 & NVidia GeForce 940MX

  • RAM: 8GB DDR4

  • Mouse: HP USB Travel Mouse @1000DPI

  • Auxiliary keyboard: Heayzoki 3-key +knob mech keypad

Games (active, sporadic, inactive)

  • osu! (main mode: osu!catch; peak rank: #3780 | HU #18)
    playstyle: dash - left ring: movement keys - right index/ring
    keybinds: dash = caps lock, movement keys = left-right cursor
    username: ]hamham[

  • Pulsus (peak rank: #200)
    keybinds: numpad
    username: hamuka

  • Quaver (peak rank: #187509 | HU #437)
    keybinds: sdkl
    username: hamham6411

Frequently asked questions

(Yes, frequently enough that I felt this section was warranted...)

Where's "hamham" come from?

I made my first account online when I was 11. Obviously, I lied about my age.
Smart lil' me decided to name himself after said lie: using obscure Hungarian slang for "a little lie", that is, "hamuka", as a handle. Some accounts I have still use that, although nowadays I consider it a deadname of sorts.
That's still a weird name to remember in English, so my friends corrupted it to "hamham". Eventually, I just rolled with it.

A lot of your usernames add "6411" to the handle, as does this site's URL; what does that mean?

No real significance. Discord assigned it to me at random when the app used the [username]#0000 format.
I figured "hamham" was common enough to get it confused with someone else, so I kept going with the number as an identifier, eventually doing so off-Discord as well.
I ended up growing so attached to it that even after Discord abolished the feature, I included it in my new handle - just a tiny bit out of spite.

Can I ask you for medical advice? Y'know, medical student and all?

Please don't.

You will get the same answer from other medical students, too, usually with no elaboration. I do want to explain why not, though.

  1. I can not know you well enough. Not even if we're best friends.
    A diagnosis (a good one, anyway) relies on seeing a patient IRL, lab reports, medical history, family's medical history, PII, and aspects of your life you don't share with anyone.
    I not only can't know all that; I don't want you to share that much information over the internet.

  2. I don't know enough. General medicine takes 6 years here with no gap & repeat years, residency lasts 3-7 years after that, with further years depending on sub-specialty.
    I'm technically a 3rd year student. I barely know the names of diseases, let alone being able to diagnose them.

  3. It's straight-up illegal. Mostly for the reasons above. Giving medical advice with as little info as I can have is irresponsible, as is giving advice with as little knowledge as I have.

I can, and will, talk about things that I've experienced or heard about, but none of it should ever be taken any more seriously than your drunken uncle at a Thanksgiving dinner rambling about how 5G spreads COVID.
For the love of God, talk to your doctor.

Are you hungry?

Yes. For the flesh of whoever makes that joke. Are you volunteering?

Contact info



I do not use X/Twitter or Reddit actively.

I only use Instagram, Facebook, LinkedIn, etc. using accounts which have my full legal name attached to them. Contact me via Discord for any professional purposes, including those that would require contact via those platforms.